WIZzzz Sleep Mask™

For the CISO Who Literally Sees CVEs in Their Sleep 

Tired of waking up at 3 AM because your brain decided now is the perfect time to visualize the entire CVE backlog? Wish you could temporarily ignore that "minor" security incident your team pinged you about at 2:47 AM? Introducing the CISOTOPIA Sleep Mask™, the only blindfold engineered specifically for CISOs who deserve at least six hours of uninterrupted, breach-free rest.

Slip these on and enjoy the two magic phrases every CISO dreams of: 😴 "I see CVEs in my sleep." 😌 "Security incident? What security incident?" Crafted in premium soft, breathable fabric with an adjustable strap, the Sleep Mask™ blocks out light, dashboards, alerts, logs, and most existential dread.

Finally, peace, quiet, and plausible deniability… at least until morning.

Perfect for re:Invent warriors running on caffeine and chaos.

Only available at re:Invent.

Only for the resilient.

Only for CISOs who need a break.

Sweet (and secure) dreams. 💤