Vulnerflipper™ Spatula

Grilling vulnerabilities? Flipping burgers? Why not both?

Meet the Vulnerflipper™ – the only spatula built to handle cloud risks and ribeyes. Whether you're turning over servers or sausages, this multitasking tool keeps your cloud cool while the BBQ's hot.

Features:

🔥 Breach-Resistant: Crafted for high temps—of both kinds.

🧠 Flips burgers and flags misconfigs (in spirit, at least).

🍳 Ergonomic Grip: So secure, even your CISO will relax.

🎉 For pros who know their way around cloud and charcoal.