The AppSec Punching Bag™

The collectible that turns vulnerability frustration into something you can actually hit.
Designed for AppSec teams drowning in alerts from freshly generated AI-slop

Features:

• Stress Release Mode: Built for those moments when your SAST tool drops 500 findings and zero answers.
• Green Agent Inspired: Channels the spirit of Wiz’s AI-powered fixer — investigating risks, assigning owners, and guiding remediation.
• From Chaos to Clarity: A reminder that vulnerabilities shouldn’t come without context, ownership, or a fix.
• Desk Statement: Equal parts therapy tool and conversation starter for anyone living the AppSec life.

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