POST-INCIDENT THERAPY SCOOP

Ingredients & Taste: 🍦
Dark, bitter cocoa for the soul, salted with the tears of a SOC analyst, and a crunchy layer of "Lessons Learned" granola.

Security Details:
For the moment the Ransomware screen finally disappears and you realize the "backups" you've been relying on for three years were actually just shortcuts to empty folders.

Best Enjoyed:
In a dark room while drafting a "We Value Your Privacy" email to two million angry customers.