CHUNKY MON-KEY SCOOP

Ingredients & Taste: 🍦
Hard-coded banana chunks buried in a swirl of plaintext API keys.

Security Details:
For when you discover the "top-secret" encryption key for the entire customer database was just the word "P@ssword1" stored in a plaintext .txt file on the desktop.

Best Enjoyed:
When the auditor asks to see your "Key Management Strategy" and you suddenly start sweating through your shirt.