A Candle for: Zero-Day Panic

– Pine & Panic –

Smells like stale energy drink, dev sweat, ancient whiteboard eraser, overheated laptops, and that feeling of silent screaming.

Light this when your inbox explodes with vendor alerts and you say “how bad is it?” out loud… to yourself.

Made with love (and a hint of burnout), these candles were crafted by Wiz for every CISO who’s ever patched from their kitchen or whispered “please no zero-days today” into their coffee. We blended the finest scents to cover the chaos. Because if you’re going to secure the cloud, you might as well do it with a candle that smells like success.