A Candle for: Patch Tuesday

– Oak & Overload –

Smells like spilled soda on a mechanical keyboard, cheap office hand soap, burnt toast, powdered creamer, and that feeling of distant weeping from dev.

Burns longer than your maintenance window, and still somehow breaks single sign-on.

Made with love (and a hint of burnout), these candles were crafted by Wiz for every CISO who’s ever patched from their kitchen or whispered “please no zero-days today” into their coffee. We blended the finest scents to cover the chaos. Because if you’re going to secure the cloud, you might as well do it with a candle that smells like success.